Happy
June! Since it is my birth month, I am
being self-indulgent and writing about all of my favourite movies. For some of the more well-known movies out
there, I will be mostly reflecting on the why it is one of my
favourites, as opposed to the usual format of a plot rundown and a wee little
bit of reflection. Not all of my
favourite movies are classics – some fall into the guilty pleasure category –
but whatever. It’s my birthday month,
deal with it. OK, disclaimer out of the
way, let us begin…
#346:
The Princess and the Frog (2009).
I love this movie. So very, very
much. So, let’s get to it.
The
Players:
Prince
Naveen: Voiced by Bruno Campos. Prince
Naveen has just been cut off from his money, and is in New
Orleans to get married so he can be back in the
cash. He’s a playboy, who is more
interested in playing his ukulele and wooing the ladies than he is being a
Prince.
Eudora:
Voiced by Oprah Winfrey. Eudora is
Tiana’s mother, who wants all of Tiana’s dreams to come true, but not at the
expense of her happiness. She doesn’t
want Tiana to miss out on love.
Louis:
Voiced by Michael-Leon Wooley. Louis is
an alligator who lives in the Bayou. He
plays the trumpet, and longs to be a professional trumpet player. He’s also not so bright, but extremely
lovable.
OK,
that’s pretty much everyone involved.
The story:
The
story is pretty simple, and yet not.
There is actually a lot going on, too much some would argue, which is
the main issue with this movie. But ya
know what? I don’t care. Again, I love this movie. So, let’s go!
It
opens with Eudora reading the story of the “Frog Prince” to adorable little
Charlotte and Tiana while she finishes making a princess dress for Charlotte . Charlotte
is completely enraptured by the story, while Tiana is a little interested. When it gets to the part about the princess
kissing the frog, Charlotte is all
mooney, and Tiana is grossed out. You
go, girl.
‘Big
Daddy’ gets home, and I guess he’s a widower, because he instantly starts in on
spoiling Charlotte by ordering another
princess dress from “New Orleans
finest seamstress”, Eudora. She is happy
to oblige because, hey, easy money! This
scene sets up nicely why Charlotte and Tiana are friends. No doubt Tiana and her mother come over,
like, every other day to make dresses.
So,
while Charlotte gets a puppy, Tiana
and Eudora head home. They hop on the
trolley car and ride from the fancy neighborhood (Garden District? That pretty area down by Tulane?) as the
scenery dissolves into a row of identical wooden shacks. This is where Tiana, her mom, and her dad
live. Tiana is super excited to see her
daddy, and to cook gumbo with him for her family. OMG, y’all.
Growing up, I loved to cook with my dad.
Still do. He’s pretty much the
only person I can tolerate in a kitchen with me. I am Tiana.
*Ahem*,
sorry. Off of me, back to the movie…
Anyway, Tiana’s gumbo is the best gumbo in the world, and her and her father
are going to open a restaurant someday.
Having
heard about wishing on stars from Charlotte ,
Tiana decides to give it a try, wishing for her restaurant. A frog is on her windowsill, croaks loudly at
her, and she runs in fear. Fade to title
and about ten years later. A now-grown
Tiana has arrived home from a long, sad night of waitressing. She puts her tips in her restaurant fund, and
flops on the bed. For about ten seconds
before the alarm goes off. Up she gets,
changes out uniforms and heads to another restaurant for another long day of
waitressing. Damn, girl.
We finally
get our first song! “Down in New
Orleans ”, which is so.good! I am one of the few people who actually feels
that one of the best things about this movie is the music. I love me some New Orleans Dixieland Jazz and
Cajun/Zydeco music. For reals. Anyway, the song lays out a few things. First, it gives us a feel for the setting – New
Orleans . More
about my love of NOLA later. But it
really captures the feel of the city. It
introduces the prince as he arrives, and shows us that Charlotte
is still around, and still on the hunt for a prince as she giddily clutches a
newspaper article about Prince Naveen. It
ends with Tiana at her job, being the waitress all waitresses both loathe and
aspire to be. She also makes kickin’
beignets. Do they rival Café Du
Monde? Because those are HEAVEN! Also, side note: if this movie is anyone’s
first/only experience with NOLA, they would assume that all anyone eats down
there is gumbo and beignets… which… *sigh* that’s fair, I guess. It’s all I ate when I was down there last…
So,
anyway, after some friends come in and invite Tiana to go dancing, she
declines. She’s gotta work.
In
blows Lottie and Big Daddy. She is
suuuper excited about something, and hilarious. She keeps cutting off Big Daddy, who finally
shuts her up by shoving a beignet in her mouth.
Ha! Looks like Prince Naveen of
Maldonia is not only visiting, but will be staying at her house for Mardi
Gras! She’s gonna marry herself a
prince! She asks Tiana if she could come
and make beignets at the party, since the way to a man’s heart is through his
stomach and all. She offers Tiana a
whole lotta cash, which will be just enough for the down payment on her restaurant. She’s in!
Tiana
goes to see the realty dudes, and they make arrangements to bring the paperwork
to the party that night. The place she’s
buying is an old sugar mill, and it has a ton of potential. Her mom comes down with her dad’s old gumbo
pot (aww!) to celebrate. Eudora stresses
that while this is all well and good, she needs to slow down a little and
remember that family, friends, a life is important, too. Tiana sings that she doesn’t have time for
all that – she’s “Almost There”, as in thisclose to her dream. I love this song, mostly for the
visuals. So. Cool.
Meanwhile…
Man, I am barely through this! OK, the
more complex stuff kinda out of the way, I’m gonna rip through this, otherwise
this will be the longest post ever.
So,
meanwhile, Prince Naveen is all about the fun, Lawrence is all about being a
stick in the mud, we learn that Naveen is broke because his parents cut him off
until he marries and/or learns some responsibility. The Shadow Man lurks and pounces. He knows the prince is staying with the La
Bouffs, so he manipulates them. He sings
about his “Friends on the Other Side” (awesome), and through Voodoo, turns the
prince into a frog, and Lawrence into the prince.
Party:
Beignets are kicking butt, Charlotte
is freaking out because the prince isn’t there yet, and Tiana gets put back in
her place by the realty assholes. They
tell her someone outbid her, and unless she can match their offer and pay in
full by Wednesday, she loses the restaurant. UGH.
They are real jerks about it, too, making comments that a woman of “her
standing” should be proud to have almost made her dreams come true. Assholes.
So,
somehow the beignet table flips on Tiana, and she has to change. Charlotte
gives her a princess costume (the party is a costume ball), and heads down to
dance with her prince, who has just shown up.
Sounding a lot of like Lawrence …
Tiana
is devastated about her restaurant, wishes on the star, and Naveen
appears. She makes a crack about having
to kiss a frog, he tells her “kissing would be nice”, she freaks out, he
promises if she kisses him, when he turns human, he’ll give her money for her
restaurant, she agrees. She kisses him,
and… Tiana turns into a frog, too.
Ooops! Naveen is confused. If she’s a princess, she should have broken
the spell. But no, she’s a
waitress. Which he points out all the
time as an insult. Side note: I once
read in a book that a survey was done and an overwhelming majority of men would
rather have their girlfriend be a stripper/exotic dancer than a waitress. Why is that such a bad thing? As a former waitress, this kind of bugs. Anyhoo!
They
wind up in the Bayou, and meet Louis. He
agrees to take them to Mama Odie, and in their Wizard of Oz “Off to see
the Wizard” moment, they sail on down the Bayou, singing about being human
again (also, very Beauty and the
Beast). Wacky highjinks with some Cajun redneck frog
catchers, and somehow Tiana and Naveen’s tongues get all wrapped up around each
other. Enter the best character in this
entire film: Ray, the firefly. He is so
Cajun, and I freaking love it. I could
listen to him talk all day. He gets them
untangled, and offers to show them the way to Mama Odie’s, since Louis had them
going the wrong way. He enlists his
firefly family to light the way (so pretty!) and sings “Gonna take you
There”. Love.
Some bonding between Naveen and Tiana, a
love song about Evangeline, Ray’s “firefly” star girlfriend (so sweet!), and
they finally arrive at Mama Odie’s.
After chiding Naveen for messin’ with the Shadow Man, she tells them
that they might think they know what they want or need, but they
gotta “Dig a Little Deeper”. Love, love,
love this song.
So, they realize that since it’s Mardi Gras,
and Big Daddy is the Mardi Gras King, that makes Lottie a princess until midnight ! She
can break the spell! They hop a river
boat, and since it’s Mardi Gras, the people in the band on the boat assume
Louis is just in an awesome costume. He
gets to play with them. Aww! So, Naveen has realized that he loves Tiana,
he tries to propose, but fumbles it beautifully. Then, he gets kidnapped by the Shadow…
Dudes? They’ve been following them since
the Bayou, by the way.
They get to Mardi Gras, which… I call totall
bullshit. They would be squished as soon
as they landed. Even in the 1920s, when
this movie is set, Mardi Gras was insane.
But, it’s a Disney fairytale, so I’ll go with it. They find Big Daddy’s float, with… Lottie and
Naveen getting married! Oh no! But… how is that possible, asks Ray? Tiana has already hopped off to one of the
cemeteries and blows up at Ray, telling him that his girlfriend is just a star,
and he should stop believing in such silly things. Awww… poor Ray. He goes off to save the day again!
He finds Naveen in a box, gets him out,
ruining the wedding, and Lawrence goes to hide in St. Francis Cathedral, as he is turning back into
himself because the Voodoo’s wearing off.
Meanwhile, Dr. Facilier has caught up with
Tiana, and Ray tries to help fight him off, but he gets squished. WHAT
THE HELL, DISNEY?!
The Shadow Man tries to entice Tiana with
her dream restaurant, if she’ll just give back the amulet that holds the power
(read: Naveen’s blood). He’ll turn her
human again, and she can have her restaurant.
Tiana, having realized that she loves Naveen, decides that love is more
important, and smashes the amulet. This
pisses off the Friends from the Other Side, and they oh-so-creepily take Dr.
Facilier and drag him to the other side with them. Awesome.
So, Tiana catches up with Naveen and
Charlotte (who has discovered what’s actually going on) and Charlotte has agreed to kiss Naveen if it means
getting married. But Naveen tells her
that she has to give Tiana the money for her restaurant. Awww.
Tiana tells them to stop this nonsense, because her restaurant without
Naveen isn’t worth it. Charlotte realizes that Tiana has found true love,
and doesn’t want to get in True Love’s way, so she agrees to kiss Naveen, “no
marriage required!” Double awww! Charlotte is so cool.
But it’s too late, as the clock at St. Francis rings midnight ! She
frantically kisses Naveen, but to no avail… looks like Tiana and Naveen are
moving to the Bayou! But not before it
is discovered that Ray was, indeed, killed.
Did Joss Whedon have a hand in this script? Damn.
There’s a funeral for Ray down at the Bayou,
and once his body is floated out on the river, a new star appears next to
Evangeline, one point touching hers.
Awwwww, Ray is with Evangeline!
Love!
So, Naveen and Tiana are having a Bayou wedding,
with Mama Odie presiding. The scene is beyond stunning.
So, of course, when they are pronounced frog
and wife (hee!), and he kisses her, magic happens a la Beauty and the Beast, and they are transformed back into
humans. Because once Naveen married
Tiana, she became a princess. I love
that, because I never really thought of it throughout the movie! Nice one, Disney! But I’m still mad that you killed off Ray,
even if he is in the sky with his beloved for all eternity…
So, Naveen and Tiana get married again (I
doubt the frog wedding was legal) in St. Francis Cathedral, and get to it
building the restaurant together. There
is a fantastic reprise of “Down in New Orleans ” sung by Tiana, and we see her beautiful
restaurant just as she imagined it, Louis is playing with the band, and her and
Naveen are super happy and in love. Charlotte is happy for her best friend, but is still
on the hunt for a prince to marry. And…
The End.
Phew!
See? Lots going on here, and I
didn’t even hit all of it. So, real
quick: what could have been better:
There really is so much going on, that
everything feels a little rushed. Tiana
and Naveen fall in love, but we don’t see enough of it to really buy it. Although, this is a Disney fairytale, and
usually it’s a love at first sight thing with them, anyway, so at least they
grew towards it a little. But still,
some more character development would have been nice. And could have happened if it weren’t for…
The freaking frog catchers. I get it.
They needed some comic relief for the kids who at this point are little
antsy, I’m sure. But the scene went on
way too long, wasn’t really that funny, and the time could have been better
spent on developing the relationship between Naveen and Tiana. and I realized that I put the scene in the wrong place in my recap, but can't be bothered to fix it. It's that unimportant...
What I love:
The fact that this is a modern fairytale set
in 1920s New Orleans .
This movie is what made me fall in love with the city, and the first
time I visited, I had the opening song stuck in my head the whole time. There are some geographical errors, and like
I said, Mardi Gras is insane, but the spirit of the city is
captured. I’ve been down there twice
now, and can’t wait to go back.
Ray. He’s just so much fun, and like I said, I
could listen to that Cajun accent all day long.
The
literary references. There are the
obvious Tennessee Williams references (the La Bouff’s have a dog named Stella,
“Big Daddy”), but there is also a nod to Longfellow with Evangeline, and some
other subtle ones. Nicely done.
The
visuals. This movie is gorgeous. The layout artists outdid themselves here,
especially in the Bayou. The colour
palette is spot on, and really this is just a beautiful film to look at. And I love, love, love that this was a
return to the 2D, traditional hand-drawn animation style. We need more of that, please!
The
music. As I said, I really love the
music in this, even though some would argue that this is a weak spot. Not everyone likes this style, and while
there aren’t any “Broadway” style numbers, the music fits perfectly with the
time and place of the film. And the
actors nail every song.
If
you haven’t seen this, you really should.
It isn’t perfect, but it’s still delightful.
That’s
a Wrap! Up next: a little more Disney
magic…
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