Welcome, film lovers! I have started an insane
project! It’s called 365 – I will watch a movie a day for a year and
write about them. Doesn’t that sound like fun? So, sit back, relax,
and place your bets on how fast I give up
on this thing…
#363: Lady and the Tramp (1955)
This is the
first of, I am sure, many Disney movies to make this blog. It is a classic, and I love it. I also have the blu-ray handy, as the rest of
my movies are still in storage in Keene ,
so there ya go…
OK, if you
haven’t seen this movie, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Also, get thee to the Netflix! This is Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnson’s
masterpiece. For those of you not in the
know, Frank and Ollie were part of the “9 Old Men”, the guys who pretty much
are the reason we have Disney. They
truly excelled at giving animals human traits and personalities, as well as
extreme adorableness. This is the best
of the best right here...
The Players:
First off, I know most of you don’t really care about the
voice actors, since they aren’t big-time movie stars, but they deserve their
credit. That is all
Lady: Voiced by Barbara Luddy. She’s the adorable cocker spaniel that most
likely caused a surge in cocker spaniel sales.
There’s no proof, but I know I wanted one when I was a little girl after
seeing this movie. Anyway, Lady is just
that – a lady. She is a good and dutiful
dog to her people, and her other dig friends.
She is a little (read: completely) sheltered and stuck up, but
eventually she lets her hair (ears?) down
and learns how to have a little fun.
OK, so here’s the rundown:
Jim Dear and Darling are celebrating Christmas, and Jim Dear
gives Darling an adorable (seriously, the cute factor on this movie is
ridiculous) cocker spaniel puppy who she names Lady. After a futile attempt to keep Lady in the
kitchen (it’s because she’s a female dog – if she were a he, he’d be in the
living room or den or something…), Lady winds up sleeping in the bed with her
people “just for the night”. Which turns
into months or something, of course.
We see that Lady has a good relationship with her
people. They sing her praises, play with
her, buy her a beautiful new collar, until they suddenly act all weird. Darling snaps at Lady, even strikes her
bottom (ANIMAL ABUSE!) and Jim Dear ignores her (typical man…) and Darling is
humming weird little melodies to herself.
They’re pod people! POD
PEOPLE!! No, Darling is just “in that
condition” known as knocked up.
As Lady discovers this, the Tramp wanders into her back
yard, and talks about what a pain in the ass babies are. Mostly because they take the attention away
from the dogs. Fair enough.
The baby is finally born, and shortly after, Jim Dear and
Darling take a little vacation, and leave their baby and Lady in the hands of
the evil Aunt Sarah, who brings her two eeeeviiil Siamese cats. This is the only time I hate cats. Even though they are kind of adorable
themselves…
Well, they cause all kinds of problems, resulting in a
trashed house, so of course Aunt Sarah goes to get Lady a muzzle. Lady escapes, and runs into the Tramp who
helps her get the muzzle off, then they spend a romantic evening on the town
together, in the most famously romantic scene of all time:
It is implied that something less than honorable went down
that night, but it’s so subtle, we’ll just leave it at that.
So, Lady winds up in the dog pound after a morning of
chasing chickens, where she meets Peg who sings about the Tramp. Lady is so embarrassed. She got played, yo.
Eventually, Lady winds up back at her house, but in the back
yard, chained up because Aunt Sarah is a cat-loving bitch. She spies a rat headed to the baby’s room,
barks her head off, and the Tramp comes to the rescue! And Jim Dear and Darling return from their
mini-vacay, just in time to find the Tramp in the baby’s room! To the pound with you!
BUT! The rat! They discover the rat, and Jock and Trusty
run off to stop the carriage taking the Tramp to his fate. Trusty gets run over, and we all think he’s
dead, but this is Disney. Only mothers
die in early Disney flicks.
Flash to the next Christmas, where we see that Tramp has
gotten himself some permanent digs and a shiny new collar, and he and Lady have
been busy… gettin’ busy. Adorable
puppies everywhere! And Trusty in a
cast! See, I told you he wasn’t
dead! And they all lived happily ever
after.
This is one of the most charming movies ever made. It holds a very special place in my
heart. It is stunning. The animation, the colours, the music, all of
it. Perfection. The whole thing is told from the point of
view of the dogs, so few humans show their faces. There is some great stuff about the class
issues of the time (early 1900s Americana
is the setting), and the music is spot-on.
Get over the fact that the Siamese cats are borderline racist – they are
fucking hilarious.
Mad props must be given to Peggy Lee, who is most famous for
her sultry song “Fever”. She co-wrote
all of the songs, and voiced Darling, both the cats and Peg. This really was kind of her baby, and I guess
there were some royalty disputes in the ‘80s when home video took off. Not sure if Disney settled, but really, she
deserves it.
So, again, if you haven’t seen this, DO IT. NOW!
That’s all she wrote… hopefully something good tomorrow!
That’s a wrap!
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